Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

• In combat, tanks "wiggle"
• One guy controlled the entire tank
• Tanks fought entirely alone, without supply trucks or maintenance crews or planes or any non-mobile pieces such as anti-tank crews, artillery, etc
• All tanks ever put to paper were produced
• All tanks of all nations were always mixed-up together, always.  E.g., there was never a side of all german or all russian tanks
• Once a crew fought enough in their tank, they got the next tank up which was always an upgrade
• All tanks followed a linear progression.  None were ever simultaneously made.  All tanks had parents and children, just like bible characters
• Militaries bought stuff for the tanks with pure silver and pure gold -- coins
• When a tank blew up, no one ever got out
• Tanks had ponies on them
• Related to the last point: some tanks were painted pink
• Tanks were not in armies or did not report to national govts.  No, they formed into "clans"
• These "clans" were both "scrub" and "elite"
• Tank wheels were hexagonal
• Tank guns were solid with fake holes in the ends of them
• When not running their tanks, tankers gathered into a large "forum" and insulted each other

Note, original title for this post was: "WVGHTMATW what video games have taught me about tank warfare"

^What wiggling may look like....