That Anyone Could Have
We're the Best Dota2 Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Best Dota2 Friends
That Anyone Could Have
And We'll Never ever ever ever
Leave Each other
I've been doing so bad at DoTA2 that I honestly thought about giving real cash to a charity to make recompense, sorta like Sam Kinison everytime he fucked up.
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| RIP Sam |
And in the midst of some of the worst video gaming of my life (and that's a very low bar), I get a friend invite from this awesome guy named:
Dovakhiin | CL
^I guess "CL" is his clan. It must mean:
Cool League or Crazy Lassies or Can Laydownforbuttjob....
I thought, "what the hell" and accept it.
Upon doing so, this guy, this Dovakhiin, he says to me:
"You're awesome at DoTA2!!!"
Me: "no I'm not. I'm honestly horrific."
Dova: "Nah, you're good."
Me: "Well, thx I guess."
... a few minutes go buy.
Dova: "You wanna trade?"
Me: "For what?"
Dova: "You mythical Axe axe."
Dova: "i give you another good mythical."
Me: "not gonna trade that" [my nephew gave it to me]
Dova: "OK OBESE KID"
Dova: "FUCK YOU"
Then, he leaves. I love my friends....
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