Friday, April 4, 2014

Multiplayer Games Suck

I hate you, multiplayer games.  I do so good vs the cpu, single player.  I play L4D2 and rule single player.  Coach has my back, kills zombies before they hit me.  Rochelle heals me.  Eets nice..

Then, I play multiplayer, I run to the action spot that causes the next event, but, team not with me, I get pounced by hunter and gutted.  "Gawd, uyou scuk fkd!"  Me: "ikr!!!"

Then, I am Tank.  \o/ I AM TANK!!!!!

I run at them!!!  They ... they run away.  They won'tlet me hit them.  Why not?!?!  I don't do so good tank.

I don't do so good tank....

And then, they vote kick me .. they didn't even speak English.

But why else do multi-player games suck?

oh, idk.  Because you might decide to make a clan in World of Tanks....

[Break]

Time for Alice In Chains.  My god, this song is fucking incredible:



So like, idk.  You work hard to build a clan of people.  You check stats, you work on stats of people, you pour over stats, and you develop this fucking stupid moral code:

"Do not ever try to steal members from another clan.  Big no-no.  Do not!!!"

And I never did.  If ever I came across a talented player who was in another clan, I just passed over..

I think it was bro-code:

"Bro, she's hot, but she's that dude's woman.  Don't go for that dude's woman, k?"  Dude's going, "dude, don't take my woman, k?"  It's fucking bro-code

Pssst: I know guys irl that don't respect the bro-code ... psst, I always did....

In WoT, there is no bro-code.

"fkd bro, wtf you ranting AGAIN!?!?"

Well, because I worked hard to build my clan.  I worked very hard, recruiting players not in a clan, and here's the deal:

All I managed to do was create a nice buffet of talent, for other clans to come and snipe.

Let me state this clearly:

If you are building a clan, and you build it by picking apart the membership of another clan, then you are a whore.  You are a man whore.  And here's the other thing:

I am now of the mindset that whoring works.  Everyone successful is a whore. Bill Gates: whore.  Obama, whore...

Whoring is good.  Whore on.  Doing things by the bro-code sucks.  There is no bro-code.  There is no Terminus, no sanctuary, no honest-living.  There are only whores.

Be a whore, or be used by a whore.  Either way, whore.

I've typed this long and not used: ho.  Be a ho.  Time for grill, or gold teeth.  Idfk, I'm too white:


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